{"product_id":"spooky-trio-dangle-earring","title":"The Parlor Scandal Trio","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSeasonal \u0026amp; Limited (Vanishing back into the shadows after Halloween)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDearest Patron,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy choose a single omen of the macabre when you can dangle the entire unholy collection from your lobes? This chaotic little stack features a winged nocturnal bat suspended above our suspiciously grinning pumpkin and signature single-expression skull. It is a miniature horror-themed cabinet of curiosities for your ears.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConstructed with hypoallergenic hardware to keep your delicate skin entirely at peace—because getting haunted by an allergic reaction is entirely outside our jurisdiction. Should your body decide to throw a tantrum regardless of our skin-safe metals, that biological betrayal is strictly between you and your physician; we absolve ourselves of all blame.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEngineered using our trusty digital fabrication setup and finished by hand, they bring maximum Victorian drama with zero physical weight. Like all good things, this seasonal spectacle will be retired to the shadows once Halloween passes, ready to be resurrected next October. Secure yours before cousin Edgar tries to adopt them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYours sincerely,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Overworked Curator of Questionable Decisions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crooked Curio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42737305944214,"sku":"","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/0117\/2118\/files\/3piecespookyearrings.jpg?v=1693780108","url":"https:\/\/www.crookedcurio.com\/products\/spooky-trio-dangle-earring","provider":"Crooked Curio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}